CONCIERGE LAUNCH · NORMALLY $750 · FREE THIS MONTH

Stop missing calls in 30 days. We'll build your AI receptionist for you — free.

PicoCrate reads your website, drafts a receptionist that sounds like your business, gives you a trial number to test, and tunes it from real calls. You only pay if you decide to keep it.

No credit card · Done-with-you setup · Your real number is not touched until you say so

🟢 4 launches started in the last 24 hours · 13 manual setup slots left this week
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✓ Found hours: open until 10 PM

✓ Found services: reservations, catering, takeout

✓ Found handoff: large parties text Marco

Generated greeting

“Thanks for calling Bella Napoli. We are open until 10 tonight. Are you calling about a reservation, takeout, or something else?”

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THE COST OF VOICEMAIL

The average local business misses calls exactly when buyers are ready.

Staff are with customers, the kitchen is slammed, the front desk is closed, or the tech is under a sink. Callers rarely wait. They call the next business.

1 in 4

calls can be missed when staff are busy, closed, or already on the phone.

$4,200

monthly revenue at risk from 25 missed bookings at a $168 average ticket.

24/7

coverage for after-hours callers, lunch rushes, staff shortages, and voicemail avoidance.

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What if voicemail is quietly costing you this much?

Directional monthly revenue at risk

$4,200

Your free month replaces guesses with actual call volume, minutes, handoffs, and usage recommendations.

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Use these as directional planning assumptions; your free month measures actual calls, minutes, bookings, and handoffs before recommending a plan.

Your website becomes your receptionist

Your website becomes your receptionist in 90 seconds.

No blank dashboard. No prompt engineering. PicoCrate turns your site into a first draft with greeting, FAQs, services, booking language, and escalation rules.

Build mine →

01 · Greeting

Generated from the website, then editable before launch.

02 · FAQs

Generated from the website, then editable before launch.

03 · Booking flow

Generated from the website, then editable before launch.

04 · Handoff rules

Generated from the website, then editable before launch.

THE OFFER STACK

Here's exactly what you get for $0.

Normally a $750+ done-for-you installation. Free for accepted launches this month.

IncludedNormallyYou pay
Website-driven setup draft$250$0
Dedicated trial number path$25/mo$0
Up to 200 minutes of AI call handling$80$0
Bilingual English + Spanish tuning$150$0
Human review + two transcript tuning passes$200$0
GoHighLevel pipeline + SMS follow-up templates$100$0
Total value$805+Free

The Don't-Touch-Your-Line Guarantee

Your real business number is never touched until you test the trial number, hear it work, and approve forwarding.

The 30-Day No-Card Guarantee

No payment information until day 31. If you do not continue, there is nothing to cancel.

The Human-Reviewed Guarantee

Every launch is checked by a PicoCrate human before any real caller hears the assistant.

THE 30-DAY JOURNEY

What the next 30 days actually look like.

Day 0

Submit & Scan

You give us your website and basics. PicoCrate drafts your receptionist in minutes.

Day 1

Approve the Draft

You review greeting, FAQs, booking flow, and handoffs before anything goes live.

Days 2–3

Trial Number & Test Calls

We prepare a dedicated number so you can call it safely from your couch.

Days 4–30

Forward, Tune, Measure

Forward when ready. We tune from transcripts and recommend a plan from actual usage.

BUILT FOR PHONE-FIRST BUSINESSES

Pick your lane. We tailor the receptionist to the calls you actually get.

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Restaurants

Reservations, takeout, hours, allergens, deposits.

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Dental & Clinics

New-patient intake, insurance questions, scheduling, after-hours triage.

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Salons & Med Spas

Bookings, service questions, deposits, rebooking.

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Home Services

Emergency triage, dispatch, estimate intake, after-hours overflow.

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Property Management

Maintenance triage, tenant intake, leasing inquiries.

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Legal Intake

Case qualification, consultation scheduling, conflict-safe callbacks.

QUESTIONS

Good skepticism. Straight answers.

Is this just a normal SaaS free trial?

No. This is a done-with-you Concierge Launch. We draft the receptionist, prepare a trial number, review it with you, and tune from real transcripts.

Do I need a credit card?

No. The free month starts without payment details. You only choose a plan if you want to keep it after the trial.

Will my main phone number change?

Not until you approve it. The first step is a dedicated trial number you can test safely.

Who qualifies?

Local service businesses with a real phone line, an existing website, and meaningful inbound call volume are the best fit.

Ready when you are

Apply for this week's Concierge Launch cohort.

Submit your business and website. We'll build the draft first; you approve before your real line changes.

Claim my free launch →